Mr. President: You are no longer permitted to speak in public. Most people seem to think you're an incompetent moron, and lets face it, every time you open your mouth in an open forum you seem to justify that popular opinion. Since we are apparently stuck with you in the captain's chair for some time yet, you are hereby ordered to keep your presidential yap shut, for the good of the country.
Community theatre zealots: Effective immediately, there is to be a moratorium on all references -- spoken, written, sung, or mimed -- to the movie "Waiting for Guffman." Everyone knows it is a funny movie. Everyone knows it is a parody. By walking around on the day of the show saying "It's the day of the show, y'all," all you are doing is making those around you aware of the fact you have spent at least 2 hours of your life watching this movie when you could have been learning lines or taking an acting class or learning how to wait tables to support a true career in theatre. Basically, just, no more. Please.
Writers of "Scrubs": Consider this your official final warning. Once upon a time, you said the show was not meant to be a "will they or won't they," concerning Eliot and J.D. ending up together. Well, tough noogies, because that is what the show is about. Everyone wants them together, so you are ordered to clear this matter up sometime in the first four episodes of the new season. Enough already with pregnancies and weddings and deaths...just give us Eliot and J.D.
Middle East: This is an immediate cease and desist order on all fighting. This includes terrorism, civil war, foreign war, thumb war, sibling rivalry, video game boxing: no more, period.
Moms of toddlers: For the love of God, you MUST stop wearing fanny packs. While we're at it, let's also cross off the list elastic-waist jeans and anything with Mickey Mouse or Pooh Bear on it. I don't care what practical purpose you think they serve. You look ridiculous and you are scaring young, fertile women everywhere away from ever having children. The madness must end.
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This blog has rules. I don't write every day, but there is a word every day, and on days I choose to write I write an entry somehow relevant to the word of the day. Sometimes I don't like the word, and rather than force myself to think of something clever to say about it, I turn my nose up at it and wait for the next word. So to sum up, there is a word every day, but I don't write every day, because to write about something other than the word of the day (no matter how insipid the word) would be to break the rules, and this blog has rules.
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